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Thursday, August 14, 2003

Reality Site Owner Causes Power Blackout! 

Hours after the most severe power blackout in the history of the U.S., agents of the Federal Bureau of Reality TV (FBRTV) were frantically trying to locate a nefarious webmistress known as Spamgirl for questioning about her involvement in the incident.

"We received a call about an hour after the blackout from a reliable source in Gulfport, MS" said top agent Nathan Brown. "This source said that we should be looking for this 'Spamgirl' in either New Jersey or California and that we would then know the cause of the grid going down."

Spamgirl, the owner of BB4BBQ.com, was unavailable for comment even at her California location due to the power outage. Members of her website have tried to reach her but have been unable to contact her. "She lives in Toronto, at least that is what I thought" said Andrew, one of her top aides. "But now I don't know where she is - she could be anywhere."

If the FBRTV source is correct, this may be the first time that the U.S. has been subject to an act of Canadian terrorism in over 200 years, if you don't count the recent South Park movie and Second City TV. If you know the whereabouts of Spamgirl please contact the agency immediately and do not try to approach - she may be armed and dangerous.