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Tuesday, August 19, 2003

If God Watched Reality TV 

If God watched reality tv then...

- the Israelites would have had to outbid each other for manna from heaven

- Adam would have lost all of his ribs to make enough women to compete for his affections

- Christian communion would consist of grubs and product placement beer

- instead of wandering in the wilderness the tribes would have been sequestered in a small house filled with cameras for 40 years

- Jesus would have been the winner of "Religious Icon" with John the Baptist a close runner up

- Buddha would have laughed at McEnroe as he conquered The Chair

- instead of the fiery furnace, the Three Dudes would have had to survive an episode of Fear Factor

- to ensure salvation, you would have to win The Amazing Grace

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