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Tuesday, August 19, 2003
If God Watched Reality TV
If God watched reality tv then...
- the Israelites would have had to outbid each other for manna from heaven
- Adam would have lost all of his ribs to make enough women to compete for his affections
- Christian communion would consist of grubs and product placement beer
- instead of wandering in the wilderness the tribes would have been sequestered in a small house filled with cameras for 40 years
- Jesus would have been the winner of "Religious Icon" with John the Baptist a close runner up
- Buddha would have laughed at McEnroe as he conquered The Chair
- instead of the fiery furnace, the Three Dudes would have had to survive an episode of Fear Factor
- to ensure salvation, you would have to win The Amazing Grace
Any more? Don't send them to me - post them to your own site and send me the link!
- the Israelites would have had to outbid each other for manna from heaven
- Adam would have lost all of his ribs to make enough women to compete for his affections
- Christian communion would consist of grubs and product placement beer
- instead of wandering in the wilderness the tribes would have been sequestered in a small house filled with cameras for 40 years
- Jesus would have been the winner of "Religious Icon" with John the Baptist a close runner up
- Buddha would have laughed at McEnroe as he conquered The Chair
- instead of the fiery furnace, the Three Dudes would have had to survive an episode of Fear Factor
- to ensure salvation, you would have to win The Amazing Grace
Any more? Don't send them to me - post them to your own site and send me the link!
